Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)

The gayest possible gay porn scene that a straight man can think of without losing his mind.

Hey man, what is your Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)? A mountain of dicks.

by What we do in secret February 11, 2010

Greased

When the semen in your hand rubs off on something.

I just rubbed my semen on that arm chair, GREASED!

by Loganhateschina March 5, 2011

irish greasedragon

The irish grease dragon is a sex position. It is when you are all greased up before sex. And while have anal sex pull out and replace yourself with a dildo in the female and/or males asshole without them knowing. cover your dick with hot sauce, force it in her mouth, and watch her blow fire.

Chad gave amy the irish greasedragon but little did chad know, amy was alergic to hot sauce.

by german sniper January 9, 2008

Gods Greatest Creation

Tom Fletcher

Talented, Awesome guy.

by Natalie Smith (Natz) January 29, 2004

grease monkey

A hand job with lube.

Worker #1: She got the biggest ass licking in the world in the weekly newsletter.
Worker #2: She must be giving the boss grease monkeys in the lactation room.

by Dolemite71 April 23, 2006

grazer

A female that is so fat it looks like a cow grazing the fields.

Holy shit look how fat that bitch is,what a grazer moooooooo.

by boss_bo_boss June 1, 2014

grease cock itus

The act of not bathing for many a day and having a collection of various things around your "cock" such as cheese shit grease sweat... and of corse negro blood

Andy=Hey pumpkin whats that smell?
Pumpkin=I dont know i just bathed yesterday.....JOEY!!
Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus

by Pumpkin Lowe February 8, 2008