golden goose 

A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!

Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!

golden goose by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Emperor's Goose 

Noun. Deviant sexual practice, not an exotic drink. This ancient practice of bestiality was limited exclusively to the Emperor under the threat of public disembowelment. When the Chinese Emperor wanted to experience the "most exquisite" sexual pleasure, he would have a minion bring him a goose with which to have anal intercourse. The Emperor would hold the goose while sexually penatrating it until the Emperor was about to ejaculate; at which time the Emperor would order his minion to grab the goose by the head and to chop off the goose's head. The dying spasms of the goose's sphincter then would complete the Emperor's deviant -- but unique -- sexual ecstacy. Chinese Goose deviant sexual ecstacy

You're lucky that you did not live in ancient China when your incredible stupidity could have made you an Emperor's Goose!

Emperor's Goose by JRW, PhD August 23, 2008

Shit A German Goose 

A phrase that can describe extreme anxiety or shock.

"I just got raped by 5 burly fuckers..."
*Mouth Open* "Shit A German Goose!"

Shit A German Goose by Young Sween January 25, 2009

rancid goose ass 

Describes a particularly rancid ass that belongs to a goose.

Me: "You smell like rancid goose ass"

rancid goose ass by Nikkikins December 16, 2004

loose as a goose 

with roots from afro-american culture the term "loose as a goose" is used after committing an act that is either immoral, or wrongs someone in some way the perpetrator then praises him/herself with the exclamation "loose as a goose!" repetition is optional, however usually followed by a hand gesture moving in a horizontal movement with the arms pointed up at the elbow and wrists partially limp. Depending on perspective the "loose" person can either be an ass, if you are on the recieving end or a source of comedic relief if being regaled with tales of assholery.

Ermias told me yesterday that while bagging a woman's groceries she dropped a five dollar bill on the ground, he picked it up and when she noticed she dropped her five dollars and confronted Ermias he simply said "what five dollar bill?", continued with bagging groceries while repeating to himself the phrase "loose as a goose!"

loose as a goose by The Better Simon April 7, 2010

Rapist Goose 

1. put your hands out like you're about to fly
2. bend your elbows
3. flatten your palms
4. drag your knees and toes across the floor at the same time
5. gather really unnecessary laughs
6. suck my fat ass dick

"dude, he's doing the rapist goose like... uh... fucking tim russert."

Rapist Goose by davefuck January 19, 2010

The Goose

Another name for Lysergic Acid Diethylamide, aka LSD. Only used in certain exclusive underground circles.

Tonight we're gonna get loose with The Goose and watch the Northern Lights.

The Goose by Dickhead with Clipboard October 8, 2011