getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

gettin derpy

Getting drunk, most commonly off of the cheap whiskey, Canadian LTD., aka LTDerp.

We be gettin derpy tonighttt!!!!

by LOLOLOLOL!11 January 17, 2011

Getting Wolff'd

When your bitch is flat out stolen from you.

Kevin: So what happened yesterday?
Emily: I was going to meet you for our anniversary dinner but then I met this other guy and got tied up
Kevin: How bout this weekend?
Emily: Well me and this other guy really hit it off... so I probably shouldn't see you anymore, sorry.
Kevin: Damn, I really hate getting Wolff'd

by I'm DJ Zellus February 27, 2011

Gettin Sheened

To engage in several continuous all night benders including drugs, alcohol, and sex with multiple goddesses, a la Charlie Sheen, and then erase it all from memory with the blink of an eye.

Man 1: Dude last night was ridiculous.
Man 2: Yeah it's cool though, we're Gettin Sheened.

by dwilli March 17, 2011

Getting Expelled

A slang term originating after two students were caught in a bathroom of a North Western Pennsylvanian high school having gay sex. To "get expelled" is to have gay sex in a bathroom.

Example One:

Person 1: knocks on bathroom door... "What the hell is taking so long man? I gotta go!"

Person 2: "Hang on bro, I'm getting expelled in here and it's pretty awesome!"

Example 2:

Person 1 "Hey there sexy, what do you say me n' you get together later and get expelled?

Person 2 "Meet me in the bathroom?"

Person 1: "See ya there..."

by get_me_expelled May 30, 2011

getting a Kenny

consistently winning any fighting video game against your friends with the lowest possible score or grade. Usually achieved by performing the same few moves over and over. Often achieved by a dumb yet lovable friend.

OMG this dude keeps holding on to the sticks because he keeps getting a Kenny

by MalibuMatt June 29, 2011

Getting A Merkins

To recieve head from behind. She is behind you and she goes in between your legs from behind and performs oral sex.

Boy 1: So, how'd your date go with Hannah go last night?

Boy 2: Oh dude: well. She gave me a merkins.

Boy 1: NO FUCKING WAY BRO!

Boy 2: Yup. I'm fuckin' smooth.

Boy 1: Getting a merkins is amazing.

Boy 2: I know right?!?

by I Am Merkins xD January 10, 2012