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Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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snap fart

A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.
"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".
by chicachica_boomboom April 18, 2009
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hydraulic fart

The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.
When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 5, 2010
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Mc fart

Mc Fart is a fart that occurs after comsuming a McDonalds burger
I dont think that burger agrees with stomach, i just did a Mc Fart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart
by Pisoglendis July 31, 2018
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roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.
Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019
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End of batch fart

The last farts before you need a poo. These farts tens to be the most pungent of all farts.
Man 1: “holy shit that smells“
Man 2: “yeah dude that was an end of batch fart, I'm off to drop the kids in the pool now“
by Emiloudee93 September 14, 2012
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decomposing rat fart

A class of fart above all other farts, it is the most rank and horrific fart known to humankind.
I will never forget that final decomposing rat fart my father passed postmortem.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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