Example 1:
Teacher: When the Soviets invaded Berlin, the entire city became a massive bullet festival.
Example 2:
Matt: I suck at Call of Duty. The matches are just freaking bullet festivals where I keep getting killed.
Teacher: When the Soviets invaded Berlin, the entire city became a massive bullet festival.
Example 2:
Matt: I suck at Call of Duty. The matches are just freaking bullet festivals where I keep getting killed.
by John D. Heisenberg April 28, 2013
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Also used as a noun to describe the bullshit of our lives.
Also used as a noun to describe the bullshit of our lives.
1)
- Guuuurl, did you see Kendall Jenner’s IG this morning? Did you see that tea that will make you tummy go flat but your butthole go skrrrahh pap pap ka-ka-ka skibiki pap pap?
- Sure did. I’m telling you. That some fyre festival shit right there.
2)
- Yo bro, what should we do about all those lying, cheating, fraudass bitches running the financial industry of this world?
- Idk bro. Send them to fyre festival and let them fight till the death.
- Guuuurl, did you see Kendall Jenner’s IG this morning? Did you see that tea that will make you tummy go flat but your butthole go skrrrahh pap pap ka-ka-ka skibiki pap pap?
- Sure did. I’m telling you. That some fyre festival shit right there.
2)
- Yo bro, what should we do about all those lying, cheating, fraudass bitches running the financial industry of this world?
- Idk bro. Send them to fyre festival and let them fight till the death.
by Chiefcamander January 27, 2019
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It wasn't until I discovered the Reverse Fester that I began to appreciate the findings of Ben Franklin.
by AKelley29 June 13, 2019
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Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice
Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)
Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.
Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
Step #2 the second person does a hand stand over the top of person one's erect falice
Step #3 the second person begins to slowly Lower themselves down until the erect falice is as far down their throat as humanly possible (no visible falice is preferred)
Step #4 person one then places a lightbulb firmly in the second person's anus and then lays back down once the bulb begins to glow.
Step #5 enjoy uncle festers nightstand
That party was wild last night. I saw some chick get an uncle fester's nightstand on the kitchen counter
by Jamscone April 28, 2022
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Cece: You goin to Strawberry Music Festival this year?
Sage: No it's lame, I'd much rather hang out with you!!
Everyone else: Idiots.
Sage: No it's lame, I'd much rather hang out with you!!
Everyone else: Idiots.
by mayaandchenoa3297641095613287 February 7, 2010
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Yo, The Giants are down 42-7
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...
Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
Oh My God, we are in The Shit Festival...
Dude, you didn't lock the keys in the car, did you?
... We are in The Shit Festival
by G. Sant October 19, 2010
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by Insomniadam June 15, 2017
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