Skip to main content

Crowsmoor Farm

A rather handsome 5 bedroomed house 2 miles outside the gloryhole of craven arms which is a fucking shit hole full of chavs, in south shropshire. It is roughly 500 years old, and is overlooked by Crowsmoor Hill (funnily enough). The people who live here are posh, rich, snobbish twats.
Barry: I drove past Crowsmoor Farm earlier.

Dave: I hate those pricks.
by doltyruss May 16, 2011
mugGet the Crowsmoor Farm mug.

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.
inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.
by headless hotdog December 31, 2019
mugGet the inoccent farm man mug.

Animal farm

1: an allegorical, satirical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell

2: a self explanatory noun bearing the fact a farm already contains animals
1: I read Animal Farm, it's a good book

2: let's buy this animal farm
by Luvs2spewge July 18, 2022
mugGet the Animal farm mug.

content farm

A YouTuber who milks literally every single hot trend that's on the platform, do not subscribe
That YouTuber is a content farm, do not subscribe to him
by ufffugghyhy November 28, 2023
mugGet the content farm mug.

Curve Farming

The act of telling a peer the wrong answer to a question in order to boost the curve. In doing this you would be screwing your classmate to getting a lower grade, which would boost your grade by receiving a bigger curve.
Josh - Real GDP does not count inflation.
Ethan - Yes it does josh stop curve farming.
by Killerbee Cow January 16, 2025
mugGet the Curve Farming mug.

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights (people submissive to you or blind-loyalty style protective of you), typically from male to female; - manipulating another's empathy bias for profit.

It is usually immoral, exploitative, pragmatic (psychopathic).
A type of scam. Similar to gold digging.
Also this is how the money is made on personalized adult sites and by online influencers.
- This poor OnlyFans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're being parasocial.
by veinsofgold June 10, 2024
mugGet the simp farming mug.

calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015
calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
mugGet the calm your farm mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email