Throw a Fart

This is when you fart into your hand in a cupping motion, and throw it into an unsuspecting friends face.

Dude that is so gross, he just cupped his hand to throw a fart right into my face! I think i could taste it

by d money from mia February 8, 2009

preview fart

The loud farts that always come to let you know you need to take a shit. The magnitude of these farts ofter will indicate or "preview" how retched the shit will be.

"Whoops that preview fart is a sign of things to come. I better go take the browns to the superbowl"

by old man withers November 11, 2006

ego-fart

Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.

Although his friends quickly rolled down the car windows, Shane was so full of himself, he took a big, proud whiff of his smelly ego-fart.

by Josh Dingus December 2, 2004

Fart

Gas released from the ass

Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!

by SlopNChop January 10, 2019

fart goblin

n. generic insult meaning any stupid individual. It has it origins in Mike Judge's siminal cartoon "Beavis and Butthead". See also "Fart Knocker", "Ass Munch", and "Dillweed/ Dill Hole".

Shut up, fart goblin.

by Psycho Miko May 6, 2006

fart-sack

sleeping bag

the good fart-sack is mine,you can have the world war one vintage bag its bear proof.

by dang May 8, 2003

fart dust

fart dust is microscopic and/or visible bits of feces expelled from the rectum. Feces accumulates on the sphincter after wiping the buttocks because of the wrinkles of the sphincter. Feces dries and when a person farts/expells gas the sphincter opens slightly and the wrinkles open and allow the dried feces to fall and be blown out. Dr. Chuck of The Virginia Fecal Institute performed many experiments to prove the existence of fart dust despite many disbelievers but proved without a shadow of a doubt that it in fact existed. With the help of a "volunteer", he had the test subject fart on a clean sheet of printer paper and the fart dust materialized. Fart dust does not occur with peoples who use baby wipes or bidets for cleansing their buttocks after bathroom use.

Joe awoke hacking up fart dust after Harold farted in his open mouth.

by Charles Golay February 21, 2009