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fast edith

fast (adj): denoting either
1) one who is able to accelerate quickly by foot or other means or,
2) one who is sexually promiscuous

edith (n): one who holds herself in high regard because, well, dammit, she can. Of increased bearing and ability, she has been charged with defense of the world and its inhabitants, but does not necessarily take this to heart.

ergo: fast edith - superhero of the highest fallen order. lives a life of speed and wanton living.

antonyms: stupid-pitiful-and-gay-trey, waste of space, lying whore, 13 year old girl
fast edith stood strong. she stood noble. she stood tall. even her stoop had leveled out to a degree and there was a gleam in her eye. a gleam that hadn't been there for some time. it was time for a reckoning. and fast edith wasn't one to be reckoned with ...
by Jambalaya Jefferson January 27, 2004
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Fast Five

An overrated movie riding off douchey enthusiasts hobbies (Needlessly lifting too much weights, cars they'll never afford, Trapt's 'Headstrong); Also street slang for Handjob
Tina gave me a Fast Five at Fast Five
by Kalicharan May 24, 2011
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fast as poop

how fast aphids are
kim: dang aphids r bitiing my leg
shane: lol, eat them!
drum nut kim: i will but ther fast as poop!
by Anonymous July 3, 2003
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Fastball

Fastest pitch in baseball. There are several varieties, such as the 4-seam, 2-seam, cutter, and split.
Got him swinging at the 2-2 fastball.
by Rodney Basil October 3, 2003
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Damn Kicky Fast

Car term regarding to a kicking fast car. Such as an import car or a fast car. Popular term used when the Dreamcast actually sold.
That car was "damn kicky fast" as hell.

That dude ran hella "damn kicky fast".

Damn that was a "damn kicky fast" dump.
by Don V August 11, 2006
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Go Fast

A term used to describe a person's intention to sleep with someone.

A surname referring a person's affinity for intercourse.
"Is she up for a good time?"
"Hells yeah, she likes to go fast."

or
"Is she up for a good time?"
"That's Sarah Go Fast! Of course she is!"
by Leslie Benjamin August 29, 2011
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Fast-Forwarder

A person who has an intense desire to immediately receive fame and/or wealth without actually putting the conventional work in or the required talent to acheive their goals.

Commonplace among Young Hollywood.
Chris- "Jesus, do you ever read the garbage that Fame Whore Kim Kardashian writes on her Twitter feed? I almost feel bad for her."

John- "Yea, shes completely detached from reality, but thats what happens when you are a Fast-Forwarder."
by visto0101 February 21, 2011
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