factspert

adj- one who claims to be an expert when it comes to facts

that is a total lie. you actually just made it up! i know because i happen to be a factspert

by the_factspert. April 26, 2011

Falsenotifications

The Facebook notifications you get when other people comment on things you have also commented on, write on event walls of which you are attending, or other useless notifications that are not aimed at you thus creating a false sense of gratification for having a said notification(s).

57 notifications!! Wow Im so popu...ah damnit theyre all falsenotifications from Andrew's status comments. I'm so lame.

by Mabannon May 11, 2011

Falsebooking

Creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.

Moe: Did you hear that Johnson's friend Abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from Italian space program?

Lester: No way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.

by Fandango Drift October 22, 2011

factscinating

An adjective used to describe an article or book full of interesting facts.

That article on Mental Floss was factscinating!

by BreakfastPrincess September 10, 2012

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012

factsacflawlh

its an acronym for a person youre trying to describe with too many traits,

stands for, funny, amazing, caring, try-hard;} sarcastic, awesome, clever, from, london, and, we, love, him (her if its a girl).

Person A : youre soo quirky and eccentric

Person B : yeah well youre factsacflawlh

by thequirkyone December 5, 2012

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012