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Harkaesion Economics

A subset of microeconomics in which the prospect makes little to no money but still knows how to spend it all.
Mike: Yo Moe, you still working in that podunk town at the mega crag?

Moe: Yeah, making minimum wage still. Yo check this newly purchased Buddhist Shrine out. It was only half off if I purchased a new Mazda Civic.

Mike: What's a Mazda Civic?

Moe: Ionno. They said they were gonna send it when I paid off the $30k loan and joined a pyramid scheme.

Mike: That's Harkaesion Economics right there. You got swindled, son.

Moe: Heard that.
by Jefbag May 15, 2012
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dick eclipse

When a dick pic or snapchat ruins a perfectly sunny afternoon.
Ugh I just got dick eclipsed hot any sunglasses?
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Text echo

A text, that the longer it goes unanswered, the louder it rings in awkwardness.
'So how about that massage?? ;)' text echoed for a week.
by sixstringer June 21, 2014
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premature ecraftulation

When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.
I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.
by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017
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communal economy

The new economy where homes, businesses and personal property are being shared for mutual benefit to manage the high cost of living.
Because of the high cost of living, we have been forced to participate in the communal economy by renting a bedroom in our house.
by Katievoice August 12, 2017
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Blowjob Eclipse

BlowJob Eclipse is when a white blonde girl is sucking you off and than a black girl comes a bit after to eat your ass at the same time!
Dude, it was total BlowJob Eclipse yesterday. None of that partial shit.
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Nutsack Eclipse

The act of dropping your nut sack across her eyes and having your penis across her mouth and chin.
Tim gave Jenna a nutsack eclipse on lunch today!
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