Douche pickle 

An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."

jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.

Douche pickle by Sundialist93 September 11, 2011

Douche flute 

(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus

1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes

2) Mind if I douche flute?

3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?

Douche flute by Douche Flute November 17, 2015

douche flops 

The style of casual brown flip flops commonly worn by douchebags, fratboys, Jack Johnson, etc.

I found that my plaid shorts and pink polo shirt went quite well with a pair of douche flops.

douche flops by The_Original_Fogle May 11, 2008

douche bag 

1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.

4) a vaginal cleaner

1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on

douche bag by im da boss1030 January 3, 2010

douche-baggary 

Actions, ideals, or opinions displayed by or associated with those of a douche-bag.

The idea that welfare programs will help the poor get back on their feet, rather than keeping them dependant on the government, is nothing more than liberal douche-baggary.

douche-baggary by PopnfreshGTmem September 13, 2008

Douche From Kansas 

An individual from the great state of Kansas, usually a Washburn University alumnus/alumni, that is in fact a douche.

Taylor: Josh is such a bag of douche.
Augie: Yeah, Douche From Kansas.

Douche From Kansas by Teesk July 28, 2008

[douche bag] 

A person who thinks there badass but actually in real life no one likes them. In fact, people talk about them when they're not there, and try their best to stay away from them. They are the type of people who say the most stupid things, which they think are cool. They think they are the shit, but in reality they are douche bags

God, arturo is such a douche bag.

[douche bag] by Cool guy9534343 December 30, 2008