deuce

The second person on a line.

At the Alpha probate, Jerry was the deuce!

by girlchucked April 30, 2006

supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag

slut, whore, me, bitch, stuck up, idiot, dip shit, emo hater, monkey mans, banana peels, cunts, people who don't lyk coffee and the most amazing fraze from the awesomest show ever The Wedge!

chick1: OMG, meg is such a supa-cula-fagelistic-expela-douch-bag.

chick2: OMG, chick1 you are soo like, right, i mean just cos i got my wedding dress for lyk, 10 dollars from a oppshop, like, to her it means im like cheap, it still don't mean im a supa-cala-fagalistic-expela-douch-bag, do it?!

by ~*~ Sweet poisoN ~*~ August 20, 2006

Giraffe dropping a deuce

When a Giraffe defecates while being watched in a zoo to create further drama

"mommy...wht is that giraffe doing"
"Thats a Giraffe dropping a deuce. take a picture to show daddy"

by patriotfan818181 April 8, 2008

Deuce

Deuce is a new slang word meaning too.

Man; I'm deuce too cool.

by lala March 6, 2005

dooce

to be afflicted with constipation

"I shouldn't have eaten all that cheese. I am soooo dooced."

by Angela L. September 13, 2005

ace a deuce

oooh that's hot.

friend: Got 2 expensive tickets for the price of one.

your reply: ace a deuce

by otto titslinger June 3, 2004

deuce

Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.

Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.

by moneyjane March 16, 2005