distractant

Something, like music or drugs, that distracts you temporarily from your real life problems.

I always need a distractant on Monday mornings...

by JakePH August 9, 2010

Gitt Disorder

Gitt Disorder is a society disorder characterised by intrusive behaviour that produces venal egomania, apprehension and a sense of regret. Symptoms may include repetitive use of words such as 'Beautiful', 'Brilliant', 'Exactly' or 'Nice' whilst displaying overly energetic mannerisms such as erratic use of hand movements during a conversation (commonly referred to as 'The Gitt Reflex.')

1. 'Curb Your Enthusiasm... Brilliant, just brilliant.' This person displays Gitt Disorder for Curb Your Enthusiasm.

2. Sufferers of Gitt Disorder will usually broadcast their views over the internet.

3. Bono.

by GittDisorder November 1, 2010

Bipolar disorder hoarder

A person with bipolar disorder who does not take their medication and goes postal on anyone for anything. Although delutional they are know it alls. They also quote the bible constantly ,also suffering from being a bible thumper, telling everyone they are going to hell even though they were a prostitute,crackhead and a bad mother to the extent that all of their children were taken away and adopted into proper homes. They are often born again Christians.

Dang she's a bipolar disorder hoarder,she needs to take her meds

by Fake it till ya make it June 2, 2015

Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010

Burster MFG Disorder

A disorder manifested in a person who believes they are always right, and casually plagiarizes and sucks other commentators off.

I heard Derek had a bit of Burster MFG Disorder, if you get what I'm saying.

by AssBurgerRap April 21, 2019

Vincent’s Disorder

An uncommon mental health disorder. Symptoms include:

Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.

Doctor: I’m sorry but your son has Vincent’s Disorder.

Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.

by James Patrick Benson November 25, 2019

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020