urban dictionary
i don't like ____. i'm gonna go make an insulting definition for ____ on urban dictionary to make me feel cool!
urban dictionary by skyfly1234 December 4, 2010
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Dictionarying by Aweiker13 December 12, 2009
Dictionary
You are literally on a website for sarcastic shits. Go look somewhere else for the definition of dictionary.
Dictionary by notyours_yet October 4, 2018
Urban Dictionary
Online Dictionary that SHOULD be used to help people find out what something is, but instead, is used by perverts and drug addicts, and, SOMEHOW, all definitions pertain to either something sexually related, or drug related.
Urban Dictionary Definition for Cereal:
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.
"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.
Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.
"Urban" Definition: VAGINA
Correct Definition: A crunchy, often sugary, breakfast food, often eaten with milk.
"Urban" Definition: DRUGS.
Urban Dictionary Definition for Taco:
Correct Definition: A mexican dish containing lettuce, tomato, cheese, and beef, all wrapped in a tortilla.
"Urban" Definition: VAGINA
Urban Dictionary by RantingJesus March 18, 2009
Urban Dictionary Relationship
When you are in a sexual relationship and really have no respect for yourself, partner, or the outcome of the relationship and so you try out the deviant, perverted moves that are defined within the corridors of this site.
Jas: “Dude, Last night I totally gave Ash the Philly fake out!”
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
Dev: “No way, she didn’t dump you? I thought most of those were just jokes?”
Jas: “Well they should be; but, I don’t care if it doesn’t work out. But she has no self-esteem so she just takes it.”
Dev: “Give her the Braveheart! She’s gotta break it off then.”
Jas: “It will probably take a chili dog or the alaskan snow dragon before she leaves... it's a total urban dictionary relationship.”
Dev: "Man... now that's F-ed up."
Urban Dictionary Relationship by Sassafrassquatch November 22, 2009
Urban Dictionary
A post-fap website frequented by amateur etymologists and linguists who are, ironically, not cognizant of the words "etymology" or "linguist." The website allows anonymous contributors to act on the misguided belief that their defintion of topical jargon or slang will prove that they are as funny as Adam Sandler.
As soon as I peel this Kleenex off my fingers, I'm going to write an entry on Urban Dictionary definining my slang term for vagina.
Urban Dictionary by Etymangler February 28, 2011
Urban Dictionary Limbo
The time in urban dictionary where all senders of words big, small, somewhat hypersexual or plain retarded, wait for their word to be approved by the u.d. editors (I hope this one is included in that percentage). It is the most real time on urban dictionary in general, especially for people who believe their words are 'way in the cut' and should've been in.
"Aww...damn!"
"Dude, what?"
"Well, after two weeks of being in urban dictionary limbo, my word didn't get accepted onto Urban Dictionary."
"Damn, tough luck bro."
"Dude, what?"
"Well, after two weeks of being in urban dictionary limbo, my word didn't get accepted onto Urban Dictionary."
"Damn, tough luck bro."
Urban Dictionary Limbo by TheVintageGuy April 15, 2013