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David or Daaaybid
Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
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Usually a tanned dark and handsome bloke , who's got a trademark smile.
If you haven't fucked him yet , your obviously a yucky sorta gal , because David self admittedly will cop anything. His ability to make you laugh either at him or with him is always guaranteed when your in close range of him.
Although he reckons he's an old school skeg , proof of his gap tells another story. But let me tell ya straight , what he lacks in footwork & skateboarding skills , he makes up for with too notch hand & mouth capabilities on an oussy. Cunt'll have ya suffocating yourself under ya pillow.
He comes from a long line of lynches , his buduu is brown and equipped with plenty of inches.
Builder by trade , with a tool belt tan. Whipper snipping isn't one of his strong points he leaves you with a half job rob.
If you ever meet a David that walks with one hand or both in his pockets with a bit of a hip swing , make sure you stop and shake his hand & offer him a bum . Better yet , throw him your loose change & flash him your titts. He might even let you have a few of his Dickie nits.
To sum up in just a short phrase
What a David means to me
If you don't have a daaaybid as your mcjoshy mate , you may as well go home and cry.
Because my mate daybid makes my world a phenomenally better place to be in.
Hahahahacutcutcut
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David
The absolute gayest thing you will ever have the displeasure of meeting. You will want to kill yourself anytime he is in the room
"Oh no it's david"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
"I'll get the shotgun"
*gunshot sound*
David: "why do they always kill themselves"
David by MunkleMoment April 30, 2023
David
David - Meaning a giant piece of shit, a pussy, and a douchecake. Truly one of the worst people you will ever meet.
"Hey, have you heard of that guy named David?"
"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."
"Yeah, I have. He's a giant piece of shit, pussy, douchecake."
David by David Hater 69 May 4, 2023
David
To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it
David by Stupidspic June 15, 2023