Cunt Bark

Dried semen on a nasty vagina.

Jon: So when did you find out she was a total whore?

Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"

by MantisToboggan November 26, 2010

Cunt in sunglasses

A person acting different in a bad way.

Person 1 "isn't joe acting funny today?"
Person2"yea like a real bitch"
Person 1 "yea he is a real cunt in sunglasses today"

by Cockterdoctor December 1, 2014

Cunt with wings

A wasp or hornet or a mean person that thinks their cool

Jermy is cunt with
That wasp is such a cunt with wings

by Magnolia is love September 30, 2018

Judo Cunt Punt

Similar to the cunt punt, but is a kick to a female's vagina that renders her paralyzed and causes her to instantly cry tears of blood

If Sara Palin had become vp i would have had to judo cunt punt her down Pennsylvania Ave.

by Autobot5 June 12, 2009

dirty cunt hole

When a girl bends a guy over and fucks him in his "dirty cunt hole"

Baby I'm going to put this strap on in your dirty cunt hole.

by Mia Voluptuous June 1, 2016

Lucid cunt

The vagina of a light-skinned woman

Look at that babe over there, I bet she's got a lucid cunt!

by The Ass Master™ December 17, 2019

Two ends of a cunt.

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.

That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''

by Terry O'Neill February 22, 2010