Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.

Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!

by BattyMassive September 16, 2019

Crusty

Having no money.

Being broke.

Friends: I'd like to buy some Jordans?
You: No, you're crusty

by Kenzo June 25, 2017

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Ugo Crusty

Overwhelmingly ugly and annoying, very unattractive. Most likely smells bad

Yeah, my ex-girlfriend was Ugo Crusty. I don’t know why I ever dated her

by Assmaster04$) November 18, 2018

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016

Crusty for Jesus

Having such deep passion for the lord that the only way to function is through the divine process of crusting oneself. The back pressure from clenching your butt cheeks hard enough together is a good starting point.

When a spenkwich is sad, he gets crusty for Jesus

by Fingaboi1996 May 7, 2024

Crusties

A gooey yet crust like substance on the inner corner of your pets eyeballs that accumulates over time.

Come here, let me get your crusties.

by hammy2024 July 31, 2024