cooter sneeze

When you're eating out a girl and you sneeze in her cooter. This makes up the cooter sneeze

Yo dude I got madd dome last night but didn't feel like eating her out so I cooter sneezed

by Brian Gallagher October 14, 2007

Cooter Cup

The act of taking ones hand, which has been formed into a cup, and cupping a female's genitilia. Generally this act is one swift motion of cupping hand, swinging arm, and making contact with the cooter; most importantly this is meant to be UNPLEASURABLE.

I was cooter cupped so hard that my dress was jammed between my legs.

You can't cooter cup a boy because they don't have a cooter.

by Pooping Owl November 24, 2009

baked cooter

sun-burnt vagina

"She laid out on the beach way too long. She took off her suit and had a baked cooter."

by King.Key August 20, 2009

cooter

the name given to a girl whose facial features resemble a vagina

Did you see cooter today in class?

I ran into Jen today and also got a cooter attack!!! Aaahhh!!

Oh Jen, you got sand in your cooter again!!! Is that why you make that face??

by President Monty October 16, 2006

Cooties

A funny one... Actually
If you are unwanted by someone who you wish to know or make friendship with (girls mostly), they say you got cooties.

In the film Problem Child, at a girls party the central character Junior
is humiliated by friends of the girl when he gets curious to know what presents the girl got. On among the girl's friends says "He's got Cooties".

by Revhead July 31, 2003

COOTE

COOTE - a slang word for big vagina, often used to pay people out

OI YOU!, COOTE HEAD!" or " SHE HAD THE BIGGEST COOTE

by terzis28 and I3 Johnny I3 September 25, 2010

cooties

cooties are boys. The raw facts.. cooties can be corrupted and non cooties can NOT be cootiefied..

that man has cooties for children.
i cant talk 2 those people. they ARE cooties (men and dads)

by gina and sarah December 28, 2005