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You are cooked

This term refers to being done for or in a terrible situation. Synonym for "You are screwed."
"It is 11:40pm and you've only done 10% of the homework that's due at 11:59, you are cooked!"
by salam25 September 8, 2025
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Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.
Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.
by MikeToreno May 18, 2024
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Cooked

You
by Theyfw_JayT November 11, 2025
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Cook

(Verb) To cook is commonly reffered to as to working hard on a certain task or project.

Pronounciation: /ko k/

The term 'to cook' originated from the Netflix show Breaking Bad, when they often would use the term about cooking meth.

From there it has been more and more commonly interprented as to just work in general.
Walter: Jesse... let it go... we need to cook
by Sveskejuice December 12, 2023
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corey cook

Someone who watches anime and hentai excessively.
Person 1: hey you know that one dude
Person 2: yeah but he is a total Corey cook
Person 1: oh
by Fuck did u do January 25, 2017
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.
My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated
by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024
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