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guilty conscience

When someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.
Dan: LOL you have a crush on Kyle, don't you Erica?

Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!

Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
by Lateonalto February 17, 2009
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vast right-wing conspiracy

the conspiracy to turn America into a fascist state
Idiots like GW Bush and Paul Wolfowitz are part of the vast right-wing conspiracy.
by Anti-Bush August 10, 2003
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[Constandina]

A wonderful person
beautiful, cute, AMAZING
a lil greek princess
my everything
the greatest girl ever
the girl im going to spend forever with
Constandina is the love of my life man
DUH!
by Mickey Ds October 16, 2008
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boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.
Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.
by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 18, 2007
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consequence

Something that happens because of something else

Cause -> Effect.
by Miggy12 December 24, 2003
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conslutant

1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.

2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.

3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
by Cap July 1, 2004
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Constitution

A once important document that replaced the Bush administration's dry biscuit in a wild and animalistic struggle for victory and stature for reasons unknown to the average American who is slowly learning to take freedom more seriously and not for granted while poor George, who couldn't get it up quick enough (unlike his predecessor), can't have desert until he eats his din din..
Poor George.. can't stomach his own porridge, but the constitution tastes grrrrrrrrrREAT!!!.
by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010
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