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Corporate Coffee Drinker

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.
Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.
by deadlyneedle October 4, 2018
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alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.
My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.
by Large_Father January 23, 2018
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Going out for coffee

This is what teens use when trying to hide the fact they are about to go do a mad line of cocaine with the lads.
Chris: Hey Tom you going out for coffee later?
Tom: Of course ;;)))
by Bensplant July 15, 2018
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sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.
That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.
by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011
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Empire Tea and Coffee

A coffee shop on Broadway in Newport, Rhode Island. It is a popular spot to hang out for high school age kids. It is also the maker of many a tea, the most unique of which is the bubble tea, a ordinary tea with small tapioca balls in it. The mochi is also creative; ice cream put inside a chewy rice paper. A Lite-Brite table is another innovation of the coffee shop.
Guy: Hey wanna meet up at Empire Tea and Coffee tomorrow?

Me: Yeah, I'm planning on getting a green tea.

Guy: Which kind? They have like fifteen!
by GilletteX December 15, 2008
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coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)
-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!
by Lali September 21, 2003
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Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.
John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!
by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011
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