coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person
Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 10, 2017
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Empire Tea and Coffee

A coffee shop on Broadway in Newport, Rhode Island. It is a popular spot to hang out for high school age kids. It is also the maker of many a tea, the most unique of which is the bubble tea, a ordinary tea with small tapioca balls in it. The mochi is also creative; ice cream put inside a chewy rice paper. A Lite-Brite table is another innovation of the coffee shop.
Guy: Hey wanna meet up at Empire Tea and Coffee tomorrow?

Me: Yeah, I'm planning on getting a green tea.

Guy: Which kind? They have like fifteen!
by GilletteX September 09, 2007
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Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021
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Corporate Coffee Drinker

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.
Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.
by deadlyneedle October 04, 2018
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Going out for coffee

This is what teens use when trying to hide the fact they are about to go do a mad line of cocaine with the lads.
Chris: Hey Tom you going out for coffee later?
Tom: Of course ;;)))
by Bensplant July 15, 2018
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coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)
-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!
by Lali September 21, 2003
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glass coffee table

A metaphor for the larger thing being destroyed in an attempt to eliminate a much smaller thing.
The conservative justices might have noted that 'voting fraud', which several states claim they are trying to prevent, is essentially nonexistent. As one federal judge put it, such laws are akin to using “a sledgehammer to hit an imaginary fly on a glass coffee table.”
by Monkey's Dad July 02, 2021
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