Corporate Coffee Drinker

Corporate employee who has a coffee cup permanently attached to their hand and walks around socializing and pretending to work. Position unknown. Dresses sharply, makes a ton of money but doesn't produce. Likable.

Cynthia is wearing her Manolos today. Bitch is a lucky corporate coffee drinker.

by deadlyneedle October 4, 2018

coffee with milk tea

coffee with milk tea is a beverage when you get super high on weed and you need a cool drink to cheer you up. Its better than milk tea and coffee cuz its the same thing but its blended with each other. It cures depression and aids so coffee with milk tea is better for you and for your depressed friends.

ey you want some
coffee with milk tea????

by sushiisjoji May 10, 2019

alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.

My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.

by Large_Father January 23, 2018

sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.

That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.

by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011

Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)

-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!

by Lali September 21, 2003

coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

telling your employer you have to go to the store for coffee witch is an acceptable excuse, and instead purchasing moutaindew

we are all hyped up on mountaindew thanks to the 'ole coffee-mountaindew switcheroo

by dm03514 July 30, 2010