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Cassidy

Any Cassidy is a bitch. Avoid all Cassidy’s for they will lead you on and play with you and be a complete hoe. Take it from someone who has dealt with a Cassidy to avoid this bitch.
Oh Fuck, I just got a notification from Cassidy.
by Christmas Decorations October 13, 2019
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classic

n.
a type of clothing that centers on "classic" items like long kahki skirts, polo shirts. not revealing. amish? added onto a
sheltered, happy attitude
She's dressed like a classic. I can't believe she'd wear a full length skirt to the roller-rina.
by Kiersten May 22, 2004
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Cassie

1) A magnetic strip of Jesus sexy 2) Loud creature who farts a lot
I wish I were a Cassie
by Doile Lee October 4, 2012
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jonathan cassin

An absolute stud. A Jonathan is ripped with bulging biceps and a defined six pack. All the ladies love Jonathan but are intimidated by his pure amazingness. A Jonathan Is very social and popular but also very easy to talk to. Jonathans also enjoy the best music as they listen to Xxxtentacion regularly. One of the best things about a Jonathan is how humble he is; even though he is exceptional at every sport and video game, he is never cocky and always kind. The sexiest Jonathan’s prefer to be called “Pigeon Boy”.
Girl #1 :did you hear about that kid who broke the weight lifting record?

Girl #2 : yeah his name is Jonathan Cassin, but he is way out of our league.
by Dust12341 May 5, 2019
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cassidy

a famous rapper who sings im a hustler and b-boy stance
im a hustler cassidy nigga ask about me!Im chilling at the club with my b-boy stane honey on with the dick in my pants
by kinney December 28, 2005
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Classic rock

The same tired old thing repeated endlessly. Where shitty pop music comes and goes, classic rock stays, and decays forever.
I have nothing against the people who listen to it, nor do I have a problem with the music itself(however stale it may be), but it seems today, everyone who I meet who enjoys classic rock is a pretentious asshole. People like to say that it's so amazing because it's the foundation of today's music. So now we have someone to hold responsible for the shit on our radio's. Oh, and every single station is an oldy station. How about someone grows a backbone and shows the crowd something new and unheard of.
I, personally, am tired of being judged by these conceited pricks, because "my music is not up to par" with theirs. Deep Purple sucks. ACDC blows. If the people who listen to this would stop critiquing today's music long enough to realize that people were saying the same shit about the music they listen to THREE decades ago, maybe they'd stop being so stuck up.
Creation is not creation unless it's never been done before. Without out originality, creation is meerly a repeat of what's been done before. This is probably why our generation is void of any distinguishing characteristics, because we thieve off the prior. Classic Rock is the same as Rap, and people need to get with the times, wize up a little, see a local show, promote local arts and creation, and maybe, just maybe, we can add a little colour to this bland world of ours.
"My Classic Rock vinyls are far superior to an mp3."
"Is that mold?"
"Why yes, but it only adds value to my mint "Welcome to My Nightmare" Album by Alice Cooper. It's limited print you know."
by FierceGrape April 17, 2006
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classic slim

A nickname for anyone overweight who has been given the ironic nickname of Slim, but who has now actually become slim. This person is typically overweight, lazy and a general characture of Eric Cartman.

Can only be applied once the party has lost extensive weight, and started getting laid.
Classic Slim- "Come round and we can get drunk, stoned and watch Deuce Bigalow."
Nouveaux Slim- "Don't come round, I'm trying to get laid."

Classic Slim- "You pay for the pizza, the beer, the barbeque, the dvds and pick me up."
Nouveaux Slim- "You pay for the pizza, the beer, the barbeque, the dvds and pick me up. Then I'll leave early."
by Slims_Mum June 1, 2006
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