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Math Class 

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.
Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!
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Math Class 

A fucking hell hole where you waste an hour of your time to make x and y go to the train station. Oh Suzie rode her bike 12 miles in 12 days how many miles did she did in a day. Shits retarted
I have a math class after this.
Math Class by ogmnb February 12, 2020

Math class thoughts 

The type of thoughts you have about your crush or partner when you zone out in class
Steve: do you have the notes from today's class?
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella

The Class Presentation 

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
Yea man I gave "The Class Presentation" Monday morning
The Class Presentation by g_dongz August 25, 2020

Hobby Class 

Bajan slang for freeness.

Barbadian for VIP complimentary.
Ajani
Shortest
Bajan slang for freeness. Eg. My cousin got a job at the cinema, we got hobby class. Free entrance, free food & drinks. I'm going next week again.
Hobby Class by Shortest October 15, 2020

zoom class

"Hi.. class... did you see i put a bird in my house? I-I-I---..."
"What happened to Ms. Crabtree?"
"...-times 8 equals?"
"Ms Crabtree i think you forgot to share your screen."
"Argh the plug ins won't work all these gadgets now a days."
--TWO HOURS LATER--
"And thats why we should still be ruling the worl---l-l..."
"So Ms. Crabtree why didn't we get a homework assignment?-"
"Young MAN!! why didnt you show me the homework assignment you will be getting an F minus minus for this."
"But Ms--"
--The zoom class ended.-
"zoom class is like prison"
"yea prison that disconnects every 4 seconds lol"
zoom class by scarful23 November 17, 2020

predator class 

A class of people in one of the highest and most powerful positions. protected and above the law. they enjoy the luxury of illumination

some names you may recognize: George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby
"he's the lesser of two evils. at least he's not known to be of the predator class. I'm still not voting, I will not play into their game"
predator class by 50%salineshitface November 21, 2020