Chris 

Chris is the type of person you look at and wanna beat up. Everytime you see a nigga named Chris, you just wanna smack tf outta him

“Damn chris a hoe I js wanna smack him”

Chris by mmar November 19, 2023

Chris 

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

Chris by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris 

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

Chris by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris 

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

Chris by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023

chris 

chris is a 450 pound man who gets no bitches

no butches for you chris

chris by oleskiiboiEEEEE November 21, 2023

Chris 

A Chris shoots niggas for money

chris be beefin with anybody😂😂

Chris by Glizzy🇺🇸🦅 November 21, 2023

Chris 

fat

*at thanksgiving dinner*
“Settle down on the potatoes, or else you’ll look like chris”

Chris by biggyjoyboy November 22, 2023