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shot calla

Someone who has it all together, or at least appears to have it all together.

Generally associated with a person who is confident in what they are doing. (This confidence does not have to be shared within other people for the person to be called "shot calla")
Bro, Corson's got his game together.He's got it figured out. No doubt he the shot calla.
by <Danger> October 10, 2006
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racially challenged

Pasty white people who live in the middle of the country who have convinced themselves that they are black.
These are common in the more rural areas of western NY and are a specimen worth the time it takes to make fun of them.
In most cases these racially challenged people have never been to a real ghetto, but claim to be from one. Often they will say things like "straight outta compton."
If you know one of these people call attention to their problem and adress them as "vanilla ice".
There are several racially challenged people at Alfred almond Central School which is in the middle of nowhere.
you may find a picture of one at www.aacs.wnyric.org
by Kameron the Best March 5, 2004
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roll call

this is what happens at the first start of the school day. the teacher will get a piece of paper (or just use their memory if they are a smart teacher) that has the names of the kids in the class on it. she (or he) will read out the names on the list to see who is present, and who is absent.

often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
"Ok, let's just get the roll call out of the way and we can get stuck into our work!"
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
by fine_dine_decca August 2, 2009
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Call of Duty Impairment

After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.

A heightened sense of situational awareness.
Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"

Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.

Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
by The-Show-Off February 3, 2010
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Call of Duty

1. A soundless noise that a young man or woman may hear or feel which causes them to "answer" the call and enlist in the military to serve and defend his/her country.

2. A series of shitty first-person shooter video games developed by Infinity Ward and Treyarch, which allow the player to be noob-tubed, killed by throwing knives, and have stupid as shit abilities such as unlimited sprint and a 5000 mile melee distance.
1. Frank: "Why do you want to join the Marines, Bobby?"
Bobby: "After 9/11, I just felt something...I felt obligated to serve this great nation and defend her from all who may threaten freedom, life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, or the American way of life"
Frank: "You must've heard the Call of Duty"

2. Faggot #1: "Hey, wanna play some COD?"
Faggot #2: "HELL YEAH! I'm gonna make a class with RPG's, noob-tubes, throwing knives, and I'm gonna put on scavenger, lightweight, commando, and painkiller!"

Guy: "You guys do know that there's another meaning to Call of Duty then the game, right?
Both faggots: "THERE IS?!"
by happydog34 July 21, 2010
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booty-call jedi

An individual who exhibits self-control when confronted with a booty-call opportunity, regardless of the level of inebriation.
"My ex called last night at 2 trying to come over. I'm a booty-call jedi, though: I was horny and wasted but I still told her to skank off."

also

"I hooked up with Jhumpa last night, and I'm worried about tonight. Beer leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to horniness, horninness leads to the booty-call. Booty-call jedi will I be, I vow not to call her and risk the clap again."
by pbyoda April 19, 2008
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Call of Duty Girlfriend

A rare case in which a girlfriend enjoys playing Call of Duty with her boyfriend.

Guy 1: "Man I got Cod Blocked last night, my girlfriend wanted me to spend time with her..."

Guy 2: "Sorry to hear that dude, I was up all night freaking it with my girlfriend online!"

Guy 1: "Man your lucky....i wish my girlfriend were that cool." *Sadface*
I was up last night playing with my Call of Duty Girlfriend! :D
by Ladykikyo8 March 19, 2011
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