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coffee with milk tea

coffee with milk tea is a beverage when you get super high on weed and you need a cool drink to cheer you up. Its better than milk tea and coffee cuz its the same thing but its blended with each other. It cures depression and aids so coffee with milk tea is better for you and for your depressed friends.
by sushiisjoji May 10, 2019
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coffee person/addict

An individual whose life revolves and is based on the concept of coffee. Is either an complete addict or requires some type of caffeine in a equivalent or exceeding amount to make up for the missing cup they did not get. In some extreme cases when an addict is encountered they might be extremely ill mannered towards you for the following: interrupting their beverage, not yet receiving sed beverage, and just not liking you or their day in general.

yes I am this person
Jack: Hey Kayla

Kayla: Well if was just fine before you opened joy sucking black hole called your mouth. Like wtf dont you see me trying to drink my coffee peacefully? Shit you just ruined my whole day!

Jack: Well....Im sorry...see you later

Kayla: Dammit I need another cup of coffee because one is just not enough to deal with this. Why tf did you just have to talk to me?.......You might see me later but pls for the love of all things good in the world dont talk to me!!!!!

Jack whispering: Damn coffee person/addict
by orgasmicknowledgespiter August 9, 2017
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alabama coffee bean

It’s when one person shits in someone else’s mouth and they grind it up with their teeth. They then proceed to “vape” the grinded shit dust out onto the other persons ass.
My brother Preston and I did the Alabama coffee bean because my vape was dead.
by Large_Father January 23, 2018
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Empire Tea and Coffee

A coffee shop on Broadway in Newport, Rhode Island. It is a popular spot to hang out for high school age kids. It is also the maker of many a tea, the most unique of which is the bubble tea, a ordinary tea with small tapioca balls in it. The mochi is also creative; ice cream put inside a chewy rice paper. A Lite-Brite table is another innovation of the coffee shop.
Guy: Hey wanna meet up at Empire Tea and Coffee tomorrow?

Me: Yeah, I'm planning on getting a green tea.

Guy: Which kind? They have like fifteen!
by GilletteX December 15, 2008
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sterling coffee situation

the act of licking someone's asshole.
That girl is a definite sterling coffee situation.
by ialsohatepeople August 7, 2011
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coffee can exhaust

an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)
-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!
by Lali September 21, 2003
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Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.
John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!
by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011
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