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by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019
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Reeducation Camps

Iam "Hey, remember how people were talking about puting Trump supporters into Reeducation Camps?"

Hym "Hmmm... Oh yeah! That was hilarious! I'm a little disappointed..."

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "God 🙄 Keep up idiot! You never know what ANYONE means!"

Iam "SORRY! Jeez things are confusing sometimes.."

Hym *sigh* "What I mean is I wanted to see what it was like. You know?"

Iam "Why would you want us to go there!?"

Hym "I don't know 🤷 I think it'd be funny to see how they planned on 'reeducating' us. Hahaha!"

Iam "Probably a bunch of chanting nonsense in unison..."

Hym "Ho! Yeah! You're actually probably right about that!"

Iam "Hmm.. What would they actually even teach? Probably CRT..."

Hym "Blah blah blah, white people bad, blah blah... Oh! Wait! I guess they were right!!"

Iam "..... If I ask you're going to call me an idiot!"

Hym "They were telling the truth about CRT 'not being real'!"

Iam "HA! That's hilarious!"

Hym "What a good job, me! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "Seriously though, that's probably just as messed up as anything we'd ever say."

Hym "Right? And we're absolutely insane! I can't imagine a sane person thinking that sounds like a good idea!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2022
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Isle of Wight Champagne

Cider on the Island is commonly referred to as 'I.O.W Champagne' by under-aged drinkers.
Woah! We went out last night and polished off 6 litres of Isle Of Wight Champagne' between the two of us!
by MiguelMA November 10, 2008
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State Champ

Damn, that girl was definitely a state champ.
by winseverytime March 6, 2013
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campster

A large, stupid land mammal fond of botanicals.
The campster smoked so much weed that he couldn't count to 3.
by The Authority February 14, 2003
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Champ

An extremely racist slang word. The equiveleant of calling some one a nigger, a chink, and a spikk at the same time. Not to be used in any cercumstances by anyone ever.
Yo guy look at that fucking trash champ over there, I say we bash him in.
by Dontevensayit April 1, 2010
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Campsite whore

An object in which everyone in the entire campsite wants a ride.
"Your quad is such a campsite whore!!"
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