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beer bus 

A common method of getting home after a long night on the turps. Essentially means walking, however the state of intoxication means that you will usually have no recollection of the journey on the beer bus, but will instead wake up wondering how you got home, undressed and into bed.

Riders of the beer bus may also wake up with a memento of their travels, possibly a traffic cone or road sign.
Jono: How'd you get home last night mate?

Chris: Oh I just caught the beer bus, got home about 4.
beer bus by Banana Bender April 17, 2006
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school bus 

One bad thing about schools is the school bus being such an uncomfortable vehicle. Why use a special kind of bus for school. Why not just make all school buses like city buses with comfortable seats. See fire alarm .
They hate riding the school bus to school.
school bus by David March 8, 2004
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Bitter Bus 

The mode of transportation on which all thing that are bitter in nature ride.
Clever is the Bitter Bus.

Negative Nancies Ride the Bitter Bus.
Bitter Bus by Jeff & Kyle September 20, 2008

bon jovi is rockin' the bus 

when something is so cool that the bus begins to shake vuluptuosly in front of the suggestive white male
Elvis's fantabulous chest hair is rockin' the bus(bon jovi style).
Wow, that movie is bon Jovi rockin' the bus.

ride the bus

Sitting for up to an hour doing nothing with a load of dick heads (chavs). More common in engalnd because the driving age is 18 and there are alot of chavs.
"What you doin after college?"

"I gotta ride the bus"
ride the bus by Matt.A October 20, 2007
The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.
Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.
JJ bus by John November 20, 2004

Chinky Bus 

cheap bus lines run by chinese which travel between ny and boston at an alarming speed. you can hop on it in nyc in chinatown and it lets you off in boston at south station.
im taking the chinky bus home to boston instead of driving.
Chinky Bus by dynagirl January 10, 2009