Elephant Birth

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth

Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Russian birth control

All anal sex.

If you don't want a gut take it in the butt.

Last night I finally hooked up with Jenn, I didn't have a condom so we used Russian birth control.

by Johnybravo83 September 4, 2018

first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.

Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.

by von groovy February 28, 2019

juggalo birthday

The 17th day of the month you were born is your juggalo birthday. You share this birthday with all other juggalos born that month.

Me: when's your birthday?
Sharon: May 7th
Me: oh are you going to Ryan's juggalo birthday party? He was born in May too. Juggalo birthday is may 17th.
Sharon: whoop whoop

by Psychopathic UNICORN May 15, 2019

bomokandi bertha

The act of eating a pie, pie eating contest style, while your man holds your arms back and fucks you doggystyle.

Did you hear Krystal made Poalo give her the bomokandi Bertha?

by TurfuckenTacos September 23, 2019

early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

Apoky-Birthday

When you have a birthday that falls during a Zombie Apocalypse, a nuclear holocaust or a Corona Virus outbreak.

Hey Jimmy what'd you do for your birthday in 2020? I didn't do anything the bars and restaurants were shut down for the COVID-19. I had an Apoky-Birthday!

by Deanna Linville March 31, 2020