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Joe Boston

The worst. Thinks he's cool cause he's British but actually he is just really just a boring stump of a man. Likes men and eats horseradish. Plays soccer and not futbol.
Look at Joe Boston, he just looks like a flabslapper.
by JoeBostonHater October 7, 2022
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Boston Lawyer

Another way of saying black cocks
Friend 1: hey could you find some boston lawyers for me?
Friend 2: dude what the fuck
by Adolf Mussolini Stalin January 23, 2024
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Boston's tomato plants

Boston's tomato plants is a cover name you use when trying to talk in secret about growing weed in your backyard.
person 1: I heard you were growing weed in your backyard.

person 2: you mean I'm growing Boston's tomato plants.
by Ranga Destroyer123 August 27, 2023
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big boston guy

A term used by frat boys and jocks who like frat boy ass sports such as football and hockey. Coined by members of barstool sports to describe males who love their respective cities regardless of their accomplishments or legitimate value. Can be used with any city - insert “guy”. Normally spoken on round 12 of beers at the local pub when talking about literally anybody.
Did you see what davey pageviews said about worcester?

Oh absolutely. Davey, big boston guy.
by MikeyMoney787 November 25, 2022
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Boston cream

“I don’t fleshlight’s know just go for the Boston cream.”
by Golden Garfunkel January 3, 2022
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Boston oreo

2 buff fish people sandwiching and having gay sex with todoroki from my hero academia
by Clorobayronyx October 5, 2023
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Redeye to Boston

When you're hanging out with your boys on a trampoline, one of the guys propositions another guy to perform fellatio while the recipient closes his eyes and pretends it's a girl. The receiver, which previously promised to return the favor, will then renege on the agreement, having had his member already serviced. The giver, due to extreme embarrassment and/or ridicule, will then have to immediately move to another state. Thus, booking the next available flight out of town.
Patrick tricked Johnathan into a bro job so Johnathan and his entire family had to take a Redeye to Boston.
by Dr. Coctogan October 31, 2019
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