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out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.
We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.
by beaner2 June 15, 2006
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bone hurting juice

Juice that hurts your bones.
Alex: what are you drinking there, buddy?

Tim: bone hurting juice
Alex: what's that?

Tim: ouch! My bones!
by WeeabooLord February 19, 2017
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breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.
It was so cold, I got a breast boner.
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bone thugs

Five true thugs from tha double glock.
Bone Thugs -N- Harmony in tha house my nigga
by Victor Daniel April 8, 2004
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Bonita

A Bonita is usually an enchanting, positive, free loving soul. Her intuition is always spot on and you can never keep things from her for too long. She is kind, courageous, empathetic, intelligent and has a great sense of self righteous justice. She makes a great mother if she has children. Her laugh is contagious, she has a great sense of humour. A loyal friend, honest and places a high priority on the value and roles of partnership in any relationship.

As stunning on the outside as she is on the inside, she is said to be one of the most breathtakingly beautiful creatures on this earth. Kind, humble, modest and a lil self conscious at times, her only fault is doubting herself, she is very natural and down to earth, lots of people want to be her friend. Self reclusive and sometimes very quiet, spontaneous and independent.
The opponent is Bonita, yeah.... looks like the perfect woman

Or

Chica Bonita, muy bueno!!
by Kuroineko May 30, 2011
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weed-boner

1. When you blaze too much, and lose control of your penis. 2. Getting too horny and high at the same time, and popping some massive chub.
Fucking oath, someone take the bong away from Wyatt, he's sporting a killer weed-boner
by scagster February 4, 2005
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hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.
gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."
by and by June 22, 2010
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