surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 4, 2020

IG Bless

IG bless means being blessed by God beyond one man or the all universe.

That is when you feel God is so good to you but don't know how to say it

You say IG Bless

by IG Bless November 28, 2020

ig bless

When you are blessed by God beyond a man or the all universe
Written by IG

That is when you feel God is so good to you but don't know how to say it

You say IG Bless

by IG Bless November 28, 2020

Irish Blessing

Taking a shot of Jameson out of a potato skin and chasing with beef gravy.

Let’s have a Irish blessing at the pub tonight.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Resting Bless Your Heart Face

The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.

Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021

Im Blossoming

When you are dating a girl who "steals your heart" and then a tragic breakup. She will always live rent-free within his head.

IM BLOSSOMING MEANS TO FALL FOR SOMEONE

by rolanddidapooincommerce March 23, 2021

bliss blossom

Surges of pleasure from anal stimulation.

When you wear a butt-plug, and you begin to feel surges of pleasure from stimulating your anus, that's called a 'bliss blossom.'

by Velouteuse July 31, 2021