ditch banana

A saying used commonly in the 1970's, origin of the term "pulling out". The term was coined by Benjamin Franklin.

Jack: I heard you smashed Katy last week, how was that bro?

Rob: It was aight but she made me ditch banana.

by The ditched banana January 31, 2017

Spanish Banana

The kinkiest shit you will ever be able to do with your girlfriend. This may include intense amounts of BDSM and extremely odd fetishes

Friend: dude what did you do with your girlfriend last night?

Me: I have her the Spanish Banana
Friend: that must've hurt

Me: it did... alot...

by Kim Jong Senpai February 13, 2017

yummy banana

When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.

Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana

Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017

Floor banana

A phrase for a man who is completely and utterly wasted, to the point where one is constantly falling on the floor due to the lack of coordination.

Esha: I went home with this crazy floor banana the other day and he rocked my world.

Emma: This floor banana said I was slim thick with a cute ass and then fell flat on his face.

by The worst person August 30, 2017

squash banana

THE RANDOM LYRIC FROM LION KING!

Crazy Monkey: Asante Sana, SQUASH BANANA

by Kookie Katie April 19, 2018

Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation

While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.

by napajoe December 6, 2017