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Matt Lauer Button

The Matt Lauer Button is a single action taken that makes a person no longer seem like a creep, but instead a serial killer.
Taken from TV host Matt Lauer who "had a button under his desk that allowed him to lock his door from the inside."
She kept calling me at work after I told her 'no,' but she pressed the Matt Lauer Button when I found her waiting in my locked garage last night.

I thought we had something, and I went Matt Lauer Button with that lifelike doll I made of her.
by RemoteCodeExecution December 1, 2017
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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Button

A slang term for a mechanism put on the back of Glock pistols to convert them to fully automatic pistols. These are normally called switches, and are very, very illegal.
"We got 3 Glocks right here, all with buttons"
"Damn bruh you ain't never gettin out the pen lmao"
by BrankyFoenem May 19, 2024
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Button Moon

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.
Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.
by Movis123 October 17, 2013
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Baboon Button

by Dattruenigga March 5, 2022
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Floofy Buttons

"Floofy Buttons" is the term used for "Cuddly cutie", some people even over use this term by saying it means "the love of their life" and yes it does also mean this, but it is mainly used as "Cuddly cutie".
"That girl over there is my Floofy Buttons"
"Really? Never knew that!"
by egdy egdy egg judy May 22, 2018
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mutton button

clitoris - a real stand out meaty one .. easy to find.
She was great ... had a real mutton button ...
by EvetteGilette June 7, 2022
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