Butt Burrito

A huge solid turd, especially very thick turds that cause pain when excreted. The blood accompanying a butt burrito is sometimes known as "special sauce".

She sure is taking a long time in there and making some terrible sounds... Must be laying a butt burrito.

by Hoopty Doopty May 26, 2010

Eat the Burrito

To eat the burrito is to live life to the fullest, to take on a task whole-heartedly, to persevere and overcome adversity.

The US Olympic Hockey Team stunned the world by winning the gold medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics. No one suspected they were going to Eat the Burrito.

by Jason Denton April 20, 2010

burring bush

When you light a girls bush on fire and try to ejaculate on it before it all burns off.

Jon did the burring bush on his girlfriend and did not get it to stop on time, so then he pissed on it to put it out.

by Vinny Vincent April 30, 2006

sexfast burrito

The act making breakfast burritos for you and your partner in the morning and engaging in morning sex (sexual intercourse before 12:00pm) afterwards. Can refer to the burritos themselves, the sexual act itself, or both.

She stayed over last night and luckily I had tortillas and eggs so we had sexfast burritos in the morning.

by B.tizzle October 14, 2012

Johnny B. Burrito

wrapping your cock in a tortilla and serving it one a plate

I served Jody a Johnny B. Burrito for dinner...chili optional

by Jobertello November 13, 2009

burrow

1. To lounge or to be lazy in a cold dark enviroment while watching a movie or just lying there.

How dare you disrespect my burrow.
I am so burrow right now.
I'm tired I'm gonna go burrow.
Scot said to Stephen,"I am so burrow right now."

by Scot June 3, 2004

burriko

Japanese woman of a certain age who looks and acts much younger. Given that it's often hard to identify the age of asian women anyway it can be difficult to spot a burriko.

I'm not your burriko girl - Urusei Yatsura (The band, not the manga/anime by takahashi rumiko)

by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004