motor boat

The motor boat is done on a girl's clitoris,(putting your lips together and blowing air through them) making a motor boat soundlike a raspberry or zerbert. a lot more fun than in between the tits for both people.

she only stays with him cause he does the motor boat

by the true motorboater July 12, 2009

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement January 23, 2016

rag boat

In poker, a full house or full boat made up of cards of very low rank. The low valued cards are themselves referred to as rags, but when they become part of a full boat, they suddenly become a very strong hand. A rag boat generally occurs when a player finds himself involuntarily playing a very bad hand, or chooses to play them with the knowledge that it's a very bad gamble. Therefore, a rag boat is mostly luck. A rag boat also occurs in the sense of a hand that would have been made if such a bad gamble had been taken, but wasn't.

Player 1: "If only I'd played that three-eight, I would've ended up with a full boat and won."

Player 2: "It was better to fold, you'll go broke hoping for a rag boat."

by Evac156 February 24, 2005

fairy boat rider

a person that rides a love boat (ryan) aka FBR

ryan was being a fairy boat rider when he was on a boat and was in love

by robert stevens February 2, 2008

Crust boat

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.

Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.

by the limey December 24, 2008

row boat

A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat

I was very frustrated by the view when I got stuck in the back end of the row boat posution.

by Fhatman May 13, 2014