Fanny batter

Slippy, slidy stuff to asssist in insertion up the pink run.

Her fanny batter assisted the insertion, but left a crust on my nose.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

fanny batter

the wee white chunky bits like sour milk that u find in between a manky tarts pish flaps!!!

my mate garys got fanny batter breath!!!

by the farm warrior October 12, 2006

battle a common foe

A new way of telling someone that you intend to take a crap.

"Man, I'll be right back...I gotta go battle a common foe."

by Goonies Crew January 12, 2008

battle of the booties

When two gals with bootys competing in some way.
Could be shakin' booty to some music.
Or it could be a "booty-to-booty" battle if ya know what I mean.

The two booties have some contact like, bumpin, slamming, pressing and comparing each others booties together in a competitive way.

"A woman two another: lets compare our booties and have some "Battle of the booties" action."
"Lets shake our booties"
"Wanna have some booty fun together?"
"You can't beat my booty"
"Lets compare our booties"

by _Nina_ March 26, 2008

Battle House!

A small amateur pacific northwest drift team and car club.

"I wonder if Battle House! will show up at the drift event today."
"What is Battle House! anyway?...Is it like the Scooby Doo mystery team?"

by awieder January 7, 2009

Battle Cricket

Usually a very hidious female, may be very skinny and unatractive. So much so that it looks like she has been at war with life and losing.

person 1: "Man, I cant believe that battle cricket keeps calling me, I dont even know how she got my number."

person 2: "yeah man she is a swamp donkey, ass trollop. Thats why i gave her your number instead of mine."

person 1: "Gooch Tickler!"

by pmill053 August 14, 2011

batting in the upper deck

Having intercourse with a female's chest area.

I really like Susan's breast, I know if I was with her I would be batting in the upper deck.

by superman111 October 27, 2012