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Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
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Spin the Apple

A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.
"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"

"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.
by goodwitchazura April 5, 2022
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apple picking

Going to bars or other public places with the intent to talk to, flirt or pick up "women" with an adam's apple.
"Did you see that dude with John last night?" - alex

"Ya, they went apple picking last night" - tom
by Justin Power October 21, 2007
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Apple-knocker

A Hudson Valley (NY) rube descended from the original Dutch settlers.
Red Skeleton's character, Clem Kaddlehopper was an apple-knocker.
by headhood December 24, 2007
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Apple Cider

Apple Cider is produced from apples by a process of pressing. It is more sour and cloudy than conventional apple juice. The bad thing is, this stuff gives us some of the nastiest shits/runs/squirts ever. Be prepared to drop a more watery form of a fudge dragon if you drink some of this stuff.
Dude man, I was in the bathroom forever yesterday pondering why I drank that one gallon of Apple Cider.
by JaketheSnake311 October 16, 2007
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Apple Catchers

n. Generously Proportioned Knickers
As the dust settled on the debacle that was Club Terrymont, Publican Dave Orr surveyed the wreckage and found some disturbing evidence " HOLY SHITE BATMAN...that's a pair of the Largest APPLE CATHERS I've ever seen"!
by Daxxler February 20, 2003
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Apple Valley

A town halfway between Vegas and LA that is not Barstow. It is characterized by lots of brown hills and few brown people. It was founded by a racist bastard. There are no apples here. There's not even a damn movie theater. You have to go to Victorville or "down the hill" to Ontario or Rancho Cucamonga to do anything fun.

But, there is a whole lot of empty desert to smoke weed and have sex in!
"Apple Valley is brown and ugly, but hey, there aren't many black people here."

*writer believes these are what is technically referred to as "racist bastards"
by derain85 January 20, 2009
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