The Culinary Institute of America 

The leading culinary school in the world that produces world class culinary chefs and baking and pastry chefs in the likes of Cat Cora, Michael, Symon, Duff Goldman, Anthony Bourdain, Michael Chiarello, Rocco DiSpirito and so many more professionals in the world of culinary arts.

the culinary institute of america

The Culinary Institute of America by CIARocks September 2, 2010

Mid-America 

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.

New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.

Mid-America by Most Democrats are Centralists April 1, 2005

club america 

the most gayest, homo-est team in the history of homo kind

person #1: i go for america

person #2: no, dude, don't! Chivas has won 11 championships, and Club America has only won 10!

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tween boy #1: OMG! I go for, like, Club America, like, yeah!

tween boy 2: figures.

club america by Ch-ch-ch-chivas! May 18, 2009

Good Morning America 

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.

I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.

Good Morning America by Zabrow December 18, 2008

This is america

one would yell this to a spartan visiting America

spartan/greek: it's stupid! this is shit!

American: shit.... THIS IS AMERICA!!!

*dropkicks guy in the wiener and does a cartwheel out...

This is america by Deepfriedgorilla March 6, 2011

United States of America

-Something worth dying for.

-Home of true "Freedom" "Liberty" and "Justice". Truly

-A great land who currently is in danger of corruption beyond imagination. Yet through valour, and strife may we restore her balance, and renew her glory.

-A place I proudly call home.

Let us come together and bring back what was once the GREAT United States of America!

United States of America by Patriotic@america December 28, 2005

united states of america

Great country that is constantly bitched about by stupid europeans, despite the fact that we saved their sorry asses during WWII. Were it not for the USA, europe would be controlled by Nazis, asia by the USSR and oter communist regimes. Fuck all you stupid U.S haters. We shed blood for your sorry ass and this is how you thank us.

The United States of America continues to help other countries, despite all the bullshit we get from them

united states of america by usarules August 18, 2007