hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

So exciting that nobody could ever out-excite her. She is a social oracle, who's favourite pastimes include hovering, sitting in silence, and awkward small talk. Not to mention sailing, and eating grapes.

*Hattie approaches person and sexually prods her in the sides*
Hattie: Heeey.
Random person: Oh. Hi. How was the party?
Hattie: *monotone* Ohhhh myyyy godddddddddd, i got sooooo wasted off TOTAL shitmix, i ended up in bed with some hot guy. Who was hot. Oh my godddddddddd, look at this picture i have on my phone of his penis. oh my GOD how did that get there? Oh, i vaguely remember tossing him off. No wait, i TOTALLY tossed him off. oh my godddddddddddd.








hattie - about as interesting as a particularly grey looking pebble.

by t655645765 March 8, 2009

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020

Asanoya

The Name of the *best* ship: Asashi, a soft giant, and Nishinoya, a hella short boi, from the Series "Haikyuu!".

How could one not love Asanoya?

by Am smol January 12, 2020

odd as a duck

A person who strays for the norm, also known as a woodchuck, squirrel, or river person.

Ricky Henderson, who today is the greatest, is odd as a duck.

by sandbagging shyster April 4, 2009

Slick as a brick

To be abnormally smooth, slick or slicker than a brick. To have extreme swagger .

"I'm as slick as a brick, you all should be jealous"

by Raven-Skippy February 12, 2010

i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 21, 2010

hungry as a hostage

Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.

Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.

by Robert cain August 14, 2006