alchyzheimers

Someone who has alzheimers and an alcoholic.

I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Crap! No I have alchyzheimers.

by fish on!!! July 25, 2009

alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with

Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.

by UM North Quad April 24, 2010

Alcohoism

When a woman dresses or generally behaves in a slutty fashion to get men to buy her drinks
(portmanteau of alcoholism and ho)

"Did you see that blonde at the bar?"
"See her? I bought her a drink!"
"You shouldn't support her alcohoism like that."

by deliciousbrains May 18, 2010

Alcowhore

Term used to describe a normally tame female who turns into a RAGING whore once the brew touches her lips.

Michele, please remove my boyfriend's/husband's/brother's penis from your mouth, you trifling alcowhore!

by yomommadotcomma July 1, 2011

Alcatraz sized ass hole

A very wide ass hole, possibly shaped like the Alcatraz island, and very hard to get out of.

Guy 1: Dude this chick I was with had the widest ass hole, but somehow my dick got stuck in it for 2 hours!'

Guy 2: Hmmm she must have had an Alcatraz sized ass hole."

by She-male women hater July 30, 2012

AlCan highway

The highway between Alaska and Canada.
It was 2,700 kilometers long when it was built in 1942. Recent reconstruction has shortened the highway to 2,232km.

I've flown a few times in the past, but I've also taken the AlCan highway up one other time.

by VIPYan May 16, 2014

alchemism

Addicted to finding a way of turning other substances, especially any kind of alcohol, into gold. This gives justification to themselves to continue buying and consuming these substances.

Is john coming out with us?
'Are you kidding, hes got Alchemism!'
Oh dear, poor john.

John " I'd come out but I really must drink this bottle of vodka first. Im sure it will work this time because Im mixing it with a new juice".

by NorthernSoulKTF November 19, 2015