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Ass Pits

The combination of a smell mixture somewhere between that of ass and arm pits.
"Jeez A Cheez It My Yeshua-Fly Ass Pits!"

(Jesus Built My Hotrod)
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023
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Pit Panicked

A person feeling like they have so much panic inside of them that it could fill a pit.

Being panicked over something, overly anxious.
Dude 1: Woah man, chill out
Dude 2: I can't bro, I'm just pit panicked right now
by kurrishten November 5, 2012
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Pit Apostle

Worships Pitbulls above family, community, friends and other animals.
Believes Pits are perfect and can do no wrong; any “unpleasant” actions are attributed to outside influences.
Will devalue any other living entity in favor of the Pit.
Expresses no regret or sorrow when Pits maim or kill.
Threatens violence to any and all who don’t ascribe to their “beliefs”.
Describes every pit as “loving”.
Believes society should accept attacks as “collateral damage” to preserve their right to own a killing machine
"The Pit Apostles are at it again, blaming a two-year-old child for the fatal mauling he received at the jaws of a pitbull"
by PhD Candidate 2024 November 2, 2023
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Douche pit

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit
by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011
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pit crew

pit crew; a group of teenagers -usually grade 9 or 10- at the sphs pit where they go to smoke and chooch (chooch is a vape)
"hey look it's the pit crew"
"i cant wait to see the pit crew at lunch"
by anonymous May 12, 2022
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The mud pit

When you trying to do anal with a girl and around the butthole there is still feces.
"Nah man, she trying to pull me in the mud pit."
by The sex prophet September 30, 2016
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the pit

a dirty old pub in a small town where pedophiles like to hang
by lad ere dissing it April 16, 2010
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