mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.

Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?

by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018

DooDoo Cock

When something is overhyped and ends up being way less cool than it was originally planned out to be

that movie was DooDoo Cock

by QuickMcScopes April 25, 2020

Vomit cock

When you are being deepthroated too hard they choke and throw up onto your dick. Making your cock reek of vomit for days.

Joel: "yo, did you hear Oli got vomit cock last night"
Dan: "k"

by BirdShitter April 19, 2016

Nympho Cock

A mans genitals during No Nut November. The cock wants to get pleased more than ever and the horny level of the man is beyond imagination.

- Man my nympho cock must be pleased.

by Kurtkorv November 5, 2019

Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

cock quest

Gay male looking for cock In a club

I’m on a cock quest for dick in this club

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Cock Merchant

1. A businessman who buys and sells severed phalluses for profit.

2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.

1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."

2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."

by Smaug the Unassesably Wealthy April 2, 2022