Sex audition

When you're smashing for the first time and gotta perform well to lock down that relationship.

I’m nervous about my sex audition. I like this person and want them to think I know how to fuck.

by Craterdome September 27, 2024

Sex

Sex is like math. Subtract the cloths, Add to the bed, Divide the legs, Multiply the people!

Woman: Wanna do some math later after class?
Man: isn't that just sex?
Woman: more then that

by _______okA__ August 30, 2021

ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION

NOT LIKING SHIT.

RELIGIOUS RATIONALIZATION to run away from it's existence.

STICK THE LANDING SEXUALLY.

SORRY this is an impossibility as ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION will BAN ANYTHING WITH THE MOUTH AND ASSH0LE as really we have TO EAT and ESPECIAKLY SHIT PISS which is for some people HARD TO STOMACH.

Unfortunately most people for the most part don't realize how hard it is to be truly religious so the once were practice active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCRIMINATION.

CERTAINLY to be sure as the NAY NEE factor becomes affirmative as the BABIES AND CHILDREN have the say of what SEX PARTNERS you are allowed to have given the ABORTERS practce active ALIMENTARY SEX DISCCRIMINATION.

by PREWHORE AMAZON TOILET September 3, 2022

Gorilla Sex

Like doggy style but you stand over your partner like a gorilla

Hey babe can we try gorilla sex

by Ttownbeast575 October 10, 2019

National Sex Day

National Sex Day (I do not recommend 17 or younger continue with this) But, National Sex Day is the day you get your bf/gf/spouse/other and have some sex. Don't forget a couple of condoms and lube too maybe! Have fun!!

The one reading this fucked fucked the one they were with. It was a fun. National Sex Day: A fun night with the one you are with if they give consent

by I like trains7123 April 19, 2019

sex

ask ur mom :)

ur mom had sex believe it or not

by I'm in the next door :) May 1, 2022

Red Sex

A mispronunciation of a baseball team of Boston Red Sox by some female news announcer on Fuji TV about 15 years ago, which became a hilarious meme for another few years.

This similar incident also happened with Chicago White Sox about the same time, which was mispronounced by a middle aged male news announcer on NHK.

White Sex and Red Sex are different, so choose the colour wisely!

by Shiine-1 December 14, 2022