by imoanLikeAMice July 31, 2022
Get the Peppermint Butt Sexmug. I was in my bedroom, getting changed. I hear a knock on my door, it was my best friend. "Go away. I'm changing." I said. "That's even better baby". He walked in, locking the door behind. I say, "what do you want?". "You." He pushes me onto the bed on starts to take off my lacy bra and panties. He takes off his. "Call me daddy now." He said. He starts to fuck me really hard. "Harder daddy!!" I scream. He found my g-spot, and fucks me into hell. I start cumming. I go onto him and start to ride him. One hour later, we finish up, all sweaty and full of cum. "Wanna be more than friends babe?" He asks me. I nod. "Same time tomorrow." "Than its a date." He says. "That was the best sex ever." I say. And it was.
by RoseBerry26 January 23, 2022
Get the Sexmug. The opposite of Casual Sex
"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
Get the Ranked Competitive Sexmug. The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex
Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex
by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025
Get the Doo doo nigga fart sexmug. A term used for fingering someone. The phrase comes from the shape of an crocodile's penis which resembles an arm with fingers attached to it. In it's aroused state, the "fingers" gently curve upwards as if it were gesturing, beckoning a potential mate.
"Hey man, I heard you had sex last night with Shannon"
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.
"Nah brah, it was only crocodile sex. Don't believe me? Smell my fingers.
by Dutch McAvoy December 13, 2018
Get the Crocodile Sexmug. A Stand that using by a guy that hates number 4 and like to shoot himself
"MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Sex Pistol number 5
"MISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -Sex Pistol number 5
by D U W A N G G A N G August 24, 2019
Get the Sex Pistolmug. by pari17 October 4, 2020
Get the Formal sexmug.