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Balls

The soggy and drooping matter that usually weighs anywhere between 1 gram and 15 gigatonnes. This riveting colored solid substance is typically found within male specimens, hanging miserably below his penis, which is 2 inches. This can also be used as a metaphor when describing one's bravery. Another way it can be used is to nut off, which males like you do in your mom's basement every night.
Thaqif has got some big bubalicious balls!
Harold's balls look like withered raisins...
I used my balls to nut off last night!
That dude's got some balls asking my mom out.
by Gigaindianchad May 17, 2022
mugGet the Ballsmug.

Ball out

"Guy I go soon ball out from here"
by Jhay_Bee April 1, 2021
mugGet the Ball outmug.

pulled the balls on you

taken advantage of, as well as psychologically and financially abused -in terms of online manipulation- and you being too ignorant or gullible to realize it.
beware of each and every Craigslist response you get to your ad, especially if someone has already pulled the balls on you. once bitten, twice shy as they say
by Sexydimma March 7, 2021
mugGet the pulled the balls on youmug.

balls

the microscopic growth under your micro pines
or a round object like a sphere or.
there so small I cant explain them

balls
by dick@balls May 26, 2023
mugGet the ballsmug.

Crystal Ball

Karen stared diligently into her crystal ball.
by TumescentMule May 31, 2025
mugGet the Crystal Ballmug.

The Ball Phenomenon

When a guy, primarily an unattractive one with a bad sense of fashion, steals your girlfriend and gets cheated on by her.
Girl: “Did you hear that Alex got cheated on by your ex gf?”

Boy: “That’s just the Ball Phenomenon, what can I say?”
by EverythingISayIsAlwaysTrue October 14, 2023
mugGet the The Ball Phenomenonmug.

Head The Ball

A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.
twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat
by JonnTeee December 17, 2021
mugGet the Head The Ballmug.

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