Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.

That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.

by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018

bla-cock

when juno calypso steals your work

man you got totally bla-cock'ed in the latest issue of W mag

by dbaggy88 January 26, 2018

Cock shock

When you rub your feet on the carpet and touch penis tips with another man giving him a static electric shock.

Me and my boyfriend really love giving each other cock shocks.

by Jaylo_rainbo August 14, 2017

Hot cock bum

When Lukey J slides his medium rare pork sled, deep inside the guts of a fine Easter time bakery delight. Then proceeds to fuck the guts of it until climax, putting a cheeky twist on the traditional Easter yum yum. You then have the option to feed it to a homeless person to keep their bellies full

Lukey J really loves his hot cock bums!

by Dobby38 April 25, 2025

upper cock

When the guy gets the girl in the mouth with his hammer

I upper cocked my girl last night

by KrissyKirby96 September 9, 2022

Cock

1; One that is Rez
2; First response of the day to one's comment.
3; Opening comment in a phone conversation

"Morning Rez".... "cock!"

*Ring Ring".. "cock!"

by ExeC123 March 14, 2011

Cock

The thing that sticks out of yo pants when u do a presentation

A: wow look at his COCK it’s sticking out
B: I know right, it’s so big
C: aww man I have a boner

by The real def man August 19, 2023