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Cock Shocked

When you are surprised to find someone has had sex with a man
Wow! I can't believe my ex, Carson, had sex with a man! I'm cock shocked!
by Krystal696969 September 6, 2018
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fat cock

(adjective)

- Remarkable or outstanding in quality, excellence, or achievement; distinguished or superior in character, ability, or importance.
- Of significant size, extent, or magnitude; large or considerable in dimensions.
- Exhibiting nobility, grandeur, or majesty; characterized by impressive or imposing features.
- Eminent or illustrious in reputation, status, or influence; widely recognized or celebrated.
- Expressing enthusiasm, admiration, or approval; used informally to denote positive appreciation or satisfaction.
- Characterized by intense or extreme degrees; used to emphasize the intensity or extent of a particular attribute or condition.
"The Great Wall of China is a fat cock structure."
"She has a fat cock talent for playing the piano."
"The view from the mountaintop was truly fat cock."
"Alexander the Great was a fat cock military leader."
"What a fat cock idea!"
"The hurricane caused devastation in the coastal region; it was not fat cock"
"Have a fat cock day!"
by unstubbabletoe February 28, 2024
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Cobble-Cock

OOOoo look at him, he's got a right Cobble-Cock, dunt he?
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Cock connection

Two friends who banged the same guy
I realized I had a cock connection with my friend who had sex with the same tinder guy.
by Wonder Woman JK July 29, 2017
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Cock

by BigAndHugeCock February 17, 2021
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COCK

Daaaaamn my boy got a HUGE, I mean ENORMOUS COCK
"Come on Cedrick let me see this huge COCK"
"Cedrick's cock is 10 inches long"
by dick0989 March 26, 2021
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straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!
I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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