You're funny

The maximum amount of "no". If someone makes a request of you and you tell them "You're funny", you mean "No" to the point where one thinks it's humorous.

Girlfriend: Can I get rid of your Bionicles?

Boyfriend: Haha, You're funny!

by dangerous ketchup packet May 03, 2024

i know you're not laughing

Something annoying bitches say

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"

by Boilundun54 April 03, 2023

you're biting my finger

When a person constantly shows you a "hilarious" new video on youtube, you say "you are biting my finger."

Sean: Hey Nate, you have to see this new video I found on youtube, it's hilarious. It's called...

Nate: Sean, "you're biting my finger."

by greatjamama December 26, 2010

pick a window, you're leaving

when your dad has too many stellas and starts getting a bit keen

Pick a window, You're leaving

by cheeky mars October 01, 2016

You're so skibidi

Gen alpha slang.
Is it a compliment or a insult, idfk

"You're so skibidi!"
👤: aww thanks :D
👤 (2nd one): fuck you.

by EuropeanImmigrant January 27, 2024

no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.

"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide

by subway572572 September 29, 2023

you're cooked

Popularized by twitch streamer Tbvnks, the word "cooked" in this context essentially is another word for someone who's screwed.

Person 1: I got 3 inches at 18, am i cooked?
Person 2: Yeah bro, wrap it up cause you're cooked.

by DemiDaBigDick February 22, 2024